THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE
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broken britain magazine headlines part 2 electric boogaloo
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I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
(Source: mancverboard)
The wealth of Moria was not in gold… or jewels… but Mithril.
(Source: s-auron)
I heartily endorse this comic.
(Source: lickypickystickyme)
(Source: arthurpendragonns)
Apparently this was how the 1996 presidential election was decided
OH MY GOD I WANT DEMOCRATIC MAC AND CHEESE
(Source: ohdinson)
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Capricorn:
wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
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Aquarius:
YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
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Pisces:
I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
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Aries:
WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
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Taurus:
BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
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Gemini:
Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
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Cancer:
...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
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Leo:
/INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
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Virgo:
how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
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Libra:
Passively plotting your demise.
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Scorpio:
This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
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Sagittarius:
I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
