Witches Brew

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Her absence had felt like torture—almost a form of personal punishment. girl with the dragon tattoo dear god why did i pick this book

Shortly after Russia’s World War II victory at Stalingrad, a lady, trapped in a burning building. threw her baby to a stranger below - a soldier named Ivan Petrovich.

It was the Marvel Encyclopedia. It was on the coffee table. Clearly I’ll be Black Widow’s mother.

“The second column of Panzers arrived and everything started trembling again.”

 

“despite all the strafing and bombing runs by the luftwaffe they would rescue two crewmen from a burning monitor cruiser, pull three royal navymen out of the seas off dunkirk, and take 122 soldiers on board from the beleaguered hms worcester.”

but mine was about world war two…

 what

what does this mean

“Hang on,” blurted Harry. “What about my punishment?”

that fits so well xD

“do you see it, Kei? Don’t be afraid. Go to the light, just like this one.”

- From the manga cross Volume 2

“That was cunning of him”

HOLY SHITMUFFINS

‘I had to blow up half the mountain, but boy, it did the trick!’

“You should have taken me with you” 

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

“Then Jesus made it clear to his disciples that it was now necessary for him to go to Jerusalem, submit to an ordeal of suffering at the hands of the religious leaders, be killed, and then on the third day be raised up alive.”

Uhhhhh..

“I am much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom a ball would be rather a punishment than a pleasure”

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies oh yes. No idea what relevance this has though, I assume it means I’m never going to socialise as is usual! 8D

Rincewind began to feel really wretched. ‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘A better way of doing things, I suppose. Something with a bit of sense in it. Harnessing - harnessing the lightning or something.’

~ Terry Pratchett - The Colour of Magic

(Source: loveclaire)