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  • Me: I just feel really bad for my future partners.
  • Friend: Why?
  • Me: We're just gonna be..in bed. And they're gonna think we're about to get it on and I'm gonna lean over all over them and say 'We need protection,' and they'll be like 'ohhh yeah' and i'll just
  • Me: WHIP OUT THE SALT AND THROW THAT SHIT IN A CIRCLE
  • Me: 'okay we're good, goodnight'
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